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| Mar. 17th, 2010 |
Nun shall stand in our path! The Pirates is preparing for their next battle, and is more hungry for blood than ever. This time they are facing the leaders of group Röd, the Holy Sisters of Thyr .
With two straight losses in the last games, the Pirates will surely need to resort to some underhand tricks to win the game, rumours of bombs and chainsaws are all around, but the fans will have to wait for the match to see what kind of violence the Pirates will cause. The Nuns tend to shun any armour except their faith but may regret that decision during this match.
It will also be interesting to see what the newest addition to the team,  Gaalic Stinkbreff 31 , will accomplish during the match, bringing more speed and agility to the otherwise hulking and brutal team.
As always, expect a lot of blood when the Pirates take the field. |
| - Björn |
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| Mar. 3rd, 2010 |
Green is best! The Pirates is preparing for yet another bloody game. This time against another Orc team Fluffy White Bunnies.
"It will be another worthy match, but this time I'm sure we will win!" the Pirates head coach said in an interview earlier today.
As usual when the Pirates are playing the fans can expect a lot of blood and violence. As the pirates still holds the record of the most violent team with 7 casualties scored in a single match since the match Pale Moon Pirates - Pointy Ear Saints (Season 1, round 1) |
| - Björn |
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| Feb. 27th, 2010 |
Violent defeat The Pirates head coach did not look happy at their defeat in the SPAM! - Pale Moon Pirates (Season 1, round 2) and was heard muttering sentences like "Damn tinkerin' stuntys" and "Why is tha' squig bladder so important?" when leaving the stadium, without giving an interview.
Chuck Cave-smasha, the Troll that received the Pirates MVP award, said in an interview after the match: "Dey be trowin' 'splosives all ovar me, bu' me smart, me parry em viv da 'ead." Then promptly ate one of the reporters from Elvenwood daily ending that interview session early. |
| - Björn |
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| Feb. 21st, 2010 |
Late Norsemen Due to unexpected amounts of snow in the northern regions the match SPAM! - Pale Moon Pirates (Season 1, round 2) have been postponed. A lot of fans are now waiting at Bitterstone Hold for SPAM! to arrive. Latest reports indicate that the Norsemen will arrive on Wednesday. Spectators for what promises to be the bloodiest match of the season are welcome to the Pale-Moon arena, the match will likely start around dinnertime. |
| - Björn |
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| Feb. 12th, 2010 |
There will be blood! The Pirates head coach wants to extend his gratitude to Fluffy White Bunnies for decimating SPAM! a bit in Fluffy White Bunnies - SPAM! (Season 1, round 1). Although it seems to have agitated the Norsemen into wanting revenge on any greenskin they can lay their hands on, promising a very bloody match for the Pirates.
There has also been rumours that SPAM! will be trying to sneak in some secret weapons on the pitch for next match.
The Pirates players are sharpening their toofs an adding a few extra spikes to their armour in preparation for the upcoming game.
This will be a worthy fight. |
| - Björn |
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| Feb. 5th, 2010 |
Latest News! The Pirates Head Coach was fuming after he received word that the match counted as a draw.
“We smashed dem to pulp an won da battle an dey tell me, we not gets da win!” he was heard screaming.
3 Wurrag Facestompa  said in an interview after the match ”Wes guts a new takktik called ‘ammer and anvil, me be da ‘ammer and Ruggnash Steel-Wall be da anvil, den we run up on each side uv da enemy an flatten dem. Squish”
There are still no news about the rumours of the ball being replaced by a Squig. |
| - Björn |
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| Feb. 5th, 2010 |
The spectators are gathering A huge crowd of spectators are gathering outside the Pale Moon arena, eagerly awaiting the match Pale Moon Pirates - Pointy Ear Saints (Season 1, round 1)
The banners are flying high and so is the spirit.
Given the Pirates dislike for Elves there will be blood. |
| - Björn |
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| Jan. 2nd, 2010 |
Talent before training Finally found the last players for the team. Got a front heavy team with a lot of muscle to start with but the team has not had many chances to practice together before the season. It’s a bit of a gamble, but all players seem up to the task.
Eagerly awaiting the match schedule to see what teams we will be playing first this season.
The team is out for blood, but as they say: Blood makes the grass grow! |
| - Björn |
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