Happily Infected
Retired!
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Description
This merry bunch of disease-ridden creatures aim for fame! No mutation too unholy, no foul too bloody and no goblin too tasty!
Watch out for them on the pitch as well as in any given dark alley.
They are top contenders for any BloodBowl cup, leage of anything in between whenever their coach, Per, manages to hold together the bunch of unmannered, uncivilised and unethical group of athletes that form Happily Infected.
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| Bulletin board from the coach |
| May 7th, 2013 - old news |
Bring out your dead! Season 10 has been quite an attrition on the player roster. The finishing record of 2-1-6 and 7 players lost isn't what Coach Per had hoped for. If he survives the wrath of the team (try holding the pep talk, and survive, for this team in the locker room yourself!) he might give them another season. Some time in the future. At the moment though, they are better off practicing some of that ball-handling. And they need to grow some claws or just pop up in a season which doesn't have quite as much bash. |
| - Per |
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| Sep. 2nd, 2012 - old news |
Another gobbo bites the dust Season 8 is over and the Happily Infected are happy to have survived a whole season. Some games were cancelled in the last second, and something poisoned the whole team making them miss the game against the Angry Birds.
Season finale was some charity games using squigs instead of balls for the teams not in the playoffs and the Happies went up against FFS!!, a Human Team with coach Anders steering the blood-hungry players. Squigs everywhere, and the famous gobbo Mr Dribblesnot made a showing for exactly seven seconds into the first half when he swallowed one of his bombs and almost died. Good thing he has his own apothecaries.
Confusion broke out as Bomber Dribblesnots slumbering gobbo-self fell off the bench and his staff thought he was lost. At the same time Stinkerstomp was chewing on a member of the audience that got too close to the sideline and was accused of Non-Authorized Eating of Non-Own-Team-Creatures. 'stomp wouldn't be THAT stupid would he? At least it wasn't Dribblesnot he ate, so everything went on as usual. Blood and Squigs!
The game went on to 0-3 for the 'umans and another loss for the not-as-Happies-but-still-quite-Happies(TM). But Season 9 is coming up fast and the Happies are a blood-hungry bunch of misfits that won't give up easily.
After the game Lookie-Luke No-Hands was sulking in the locker-room when he grew a tentacle. Within seconds, the tentacle was over a metre long and his mood got considerably better.
After a few good days rest, the Happies started the short pre-season training as news of the first opponent reached them. Something about clowns or Ogres or something like that. That couldn't hurt that much, could it? |
| - Per |
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Notes
Retired 2020-08-31 /Anders
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