Lustria Star Kickers
Retired!
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Slann |
| Coach: |
MartinS |
Description
Captain Quatlolumbus had navigated with help of the stars from Lustria to the Old world. The slann crew was excited. The ancient tomes had been hard for Slann mages to interpret; the book was telling stories about star travel, master of all races and extreme violence. The conclusion was clear -it had to be Blood Bowl in the Old world! Later the new team jumped ashore at the Marienburg harbor. A piece of marsh was bought, carpenters and laborers hired, and soon an arena was built with the large letters: "Once more the Old Ones will rule!"
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| Bulletin board from the coach |
| May 1st, 2015 - old news |
Gigant Leap Forward The Altdorf Gazette journalist Ulysseus Borst conclusion when the Dwarf team Orelake Privateers lost over the Star Kickers:
"It was a small step for the dwarfs and a giant leap for the Kickers." |
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| Oct. 29th, 2014 - old news |
Arrival of a Legend Marienburg Gazette:
The Lustria Star Kickers has been blessed by a legendary blood bowl player; Paka Paka  . Although the Linefrog is unheard of in the Empire and unknown of any great blood bowl deeds i Lustria, the Star Kickers proclaims he is one of the meanest and toughest players out there.
When the player stepped down from the Lustrian ship in the Marienburg Harbor. He suddenly stopped and started to stare at a large barrel. After a while he said in very poor classic:
"Me wants your clothes and your boots!"
Then, very quickly, the slann's long tongue shoot out and into the barrel. Then quickly back in the mouth again. Witness said it had captured a snotling hearing the poor bastards last words:
"This is... wrong... we eat you... you don't eat... us..." |
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| Sep. 9th, 2014 - old news |
Star kickers coach missing No wonder the Star kickers lost the last game vs. Galadhrim. The coach was not there!
Still frightened of the recent chainsaw massacre, in was obvious that many of the Slann players took the opportunity in the absence of the coach to get out of the pitch in one piece. Two of the Slann players faked injury meters from the nearest opponent. All of the knocked out player refused to get back. Worst of all was when Zipanzuma helped a high elf into the end zone, just to end the game earlier.
Rumor says that the coach MartinS has taken a place in StockBowl All Stars. If this is true, it will be an interesting game next week when he will coach the team from the opposite side of the pitch. |
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Notes
retired 2020-09-01 /Anders
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Latest matches:
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