Morrslieb Meteors
Retired!
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Description
After the failed chaos invasion, the Tzeentch daemon prince Azuriel started to plan how the chaos powers could work better together to faster bring the known world to a Realm of Chaos. With contracts, promises and lies he succeeded making a blood bowl team consisting of players worshipping all different chaos powers, working together on the pitch, despite their mutual hatred. All players secretly believe that their own chaos God is in power over them all. No one knows the exact purpose of the team except Azuriel himself.
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| Bulletin board from the coach |
| Apr. 4th, 2014 - old news |
Lord Werobb the Good? An Interview with  Lord Werobb the Wize after the Don't Feed the Troll vs. Meteors game:
"Lord Werobb the Wize, this must be a total failure match for you. A whole match and you did not manage to knock down a single goblin and did not score a goal!"
"LORD WEROBB THE GOOD IS MY NAME! MATCH WAS GREAT. FIRST I ATE THE HALFLING SOUP. THEN I GOT INTO THE MOOD TO PAT THE LITTLE GREEN ONES. AND I PAT MORE THAN MY FINGERS ON BOTH OF MY HANDS! HEY... YOU ARE ASLO CUTE. LET ME PET YOU FOR A WHILE!"
"No. No! Stop. Stop! Help! Anyone? Heeeeelp!"
And to add the confusion the Ogre starts to sing:
WEROBB IS GOOOOOD
MAX ERNST IS BAAAAAD,
BUT I WILL PAT HIM NEXT TIME WE MEET ANYWAY.... |
| - MartinS |
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| Mar. 19th, 2014 - old news |
Assassin attempts on rising star Rumor has it that Werobb the Great suffered no less than three assassination attempts during the last week. There is no doubt that the bounty on his head is the reason for the attempts.
Who was it then? After the third attempt a dagger got stuck in Werobb the Magnificent's stomach. The dagger belonged to the hateful teammate Maldodor. He, of course, rejects all accusations as false and racist.
What do Meteors coach has to say about the incident? "Werobb has gone from almost being fired to become the team's most valuable player! I have just graced him with a title. From now on, he called LORD Werobb the Wize. He has risen to a level that any player in, for example, We eat U, ever will achieve." |
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| Mar. 13th, 2014 - old news |
Cousin to Morg ´n´ Thorg? Rumor goes that Max Ernst is cousin to Morg 'n' Thorg.
"With the strength and agility, it is difficult to explain how it could be otherwise," according to Pieter Textschnell in the latest Altdorf gazette.
No journalist has yet dared to ask Max Ernst about to comment on the task. |
| - MartinS |
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Notes
retired 2020-09-03 /Anders
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